Writer Gold: *sitting down* How many years have we been coming here?
Writer Red: A couple…at least. Why?
Writer Gold: Well, that’s the first time I’ve used their rest room and I have to say it was disgusting. Just awful. You were just in there Black, didn’t you think so?
Writer Black: Not especially. You must keep a really tidy house.
Writer Gold: Believe me, between chasing after the kids, cooking, and trying to find time to write, cleaning is on the bottom of my to do list!
Writer Blue: What is it that was so nasty in there?
Writer Gold: *hushed* I found a pubic hair.
Writer Blue: That’s not so uncommon.
Writer Gold: In the sink?
Writer Black: Oh, that was probably mine.
Writer Gold: WHAT!
Writer Black: I had to pull my extra panties out of my purse to find my calculator – it probably fell off then.
Writer Red: I can’t decide whether to be concerned more that you have a used pair of panties in your purse, or that you found it necessary to use a calculator in the ladies room.
Writer Gold: Nevermind! I’m sorry I brought it up. So what is everyone re-posting for the Déjà vu Blogfest this Friday?
Writer Blue: I’ve only been blogging for less than a year. I’m not sure I have anything worth posting again.
Writer Gold: That’s silly; everyone has something they can repost. There’s like a bazillion bloggers signed up for it already, so you really want to take part in it, for no other reason but the exposure.
Writer Red: It’s a really cool concept for a blogfest. DL comes up with the neatest idea’s. Remember last year’s Significant Other blogfest?
Writer Gold: Oh, I loved that one! But he may have topped himself with this one though.
Writer Black: I’m going to write mine tonight.
Writer Blue: Write what? I thought you were supposed to re-post a previous blog submission?
Writer Red: You are. What are you writing Black?
Writer Black: I was going to write about how I often have these weird past life impressions of being plantation owners wife back in the 1800’s.
Writer Gold: Black, that’s reincarnation, not Deja Vu!
Writer Black: Oh. Then, what’s Déjà vu?
Writer Gold: Did you even read any of the posts explaining the blogfest? Katie, Nicole, Lydia and DL all had something about it.
Writer Red: Not to mention the entire blogosphere has been talking about it for weeks.
Writer Blue: I can pull it up on my iPad if you want.
Writer Black: Okay, I admit it, with me trying NaNo this year and everything else that goes on during the holidays, I may have been skimming through some of my regular blogs.
Writer Blue: Hey guess what…I just got another notification on my Google reader that DL posted again today.
Writer Red : You’re kidding. Let me guess, another reminder about his Blogfest?
Writer Blue: Bingo!
Writer Red: Geez! Does that guy ever quit? Somebody needs to show him what a broken record looks like.
Writer Gold: Whoa! I just got a serious Déjà vu!