A to Z Challenge Survival Kit



Hey everyone, I’m not here right now because I’m over on the A to Z Challenge site talking about my Survival Kit.   Stop on over if you get a chance.  Otherwise you can leave a message at the beep.

*BEEP*

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  1. BEEEEP!

    DL? DL! Pick up! I know you're there.

    No?

    Okay, headed over to the link. Sheesh.

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  2. BEEEEP! Uh, hey Don, so this is my 13th call today but I just wanted to make sure you knew my WIP is on its way. Yeah. Anyway, thought you might need the zillion reminders. PICK UP THE PHONE! Hello? Hellooo?

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  3. An ingenious posts awaits readers on the A to Z Blog. Get over there now and listen to D.L.


    Lee
    An A to Z Co-Host
    Tossing It Out
    Twitter: @AprilA2Z
    #atozchallenge

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  4. >Recorded voice: "Hello, and Good Fortune, struggling author! You have been randomly selected by the Humungously-Huge Publishing Company to win our deluxe publishing prize!"

    >Fanfare of music: "Ta-daaaa!"

    >Recorded voice: "You have been identified as a writer with a completed manuscript, seeking publication. Here at Humungously-Huge, we believe in helping upcoming authors, by offering this one-time-only, grand prize offer, once every blue-moon. By being selected, you have won a guaranteed 5-year publishing contract, where we will publish and strenuously promote EVERY item you write. You will also receive a guaranteed FIVE MILLION DOLLAR author's advance, that will be yours to keep, regardless of how well your future books sell over the next five years!"

    >More musical fanfare: Taa-daaa!!!

    >Recorded voice: "Simply stay on the line and speak with our president, Ima BiggnImportantDude, to receive your one-time-offer of this fabulous prize!"

    >Even more musical fanfare!: Taa-daaa!!!

    >Ima BiggnImportantDude: "Hello? Is this DL Hammond? Hello?? Are you there? Huh... Guess he must have not wanted the prize. Oh, well... [phone moved away from his mouth] Hey Gloria? Call the next name on the winner's list, would'ya?"

    ...CLICK...

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  5. What? I finally stop by after dusting my keyboard off and you aren't here?!?

    UNBELIEVABLE!

    Lol! Man...finding you is like a treasure hunt...on my way. :)

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  6. You gave good advice over there.

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  7. those were great tips! I was so unorganized last year.

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  8. Okay. So instead of Where's Waldo, we're playing Where's DL?

    Over at the A to Z hot spot?

    Okay, be there in a sec :-)

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  9. Hey DL, I tagged you in my blog today if you feel like participating in one of those question-answer posts.

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  10. Oh whew, glad to see I didn't miss out on WRiTE Club this week (craaazy times at work) - and I think I'm gonna need all the survival tips I can get, so I'll see ya over at A to Z

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