Writer Gold: Sorry I’m late. My hair just would not cooperate this morning. I believe there’s enough static electricity running through me right now that if someone’s heart stopped I could shock them back to life.
Writer Blue: Why do you even bother with your hair…I mean it’s just us.
Writer Gold: I want to look good for you too.
Writer Red: Like we even notice.
Writer Black: Well I do notice, and I think your hair looks perfectly fine.
Writer Blue: I think it looks fine as well
Writer Red: You both are kiss-asses!
Writer Gold: Thank you, ladies…and bite me Red!
Writer Red: And have you shock me? No thanks!
Writer Gold: Who wants to discuss their chapters first?
Writer Black: Before we get into that I was hoping we could first talk about the Blog Blitz.
Writer Blue: Blog what?
Writer Black: Blitz…like in basketball.
Writer Gold: I think you mean football
Writer Red: No, what she really means is the state she ends up after bar-hopping every Friday night.
Writer Black: Your husband doesn’t seem to mind.
Writer Red: As if.
Writer Blue: I’m still confused.
Writer Red: That’s right… you were in Florida last week and probably didn’t see DL’s post.
Writer Blue: What’s he up to now?
Writer Black: We’re gonna be playing tag.
Writer Blue: Huh?
Writer Red: It’s so cool! DL calls it a Blog Blitz. First you sign up to be a Blitz team member on DL’s blog, then at random times he will email us a target and a date.
Writer Black: Then on that date we all bombard the unsuspecting blogger with comments.
Writer Gold: If he gets a lot of people to participate we might be talking 100, 200, who knows how many comments all at once.
Writer Blue: Oh, that’s so cool.
Writer Red: I know, right? As of this morning he already had 137 people signed up. I posted about it on my blog this morning, so hopefully that'll bring in a few more.
Writer Blue: So how is the lucky recipient going to be chosen?
Writer Gold: At first DL is going to choose, but then after a while he will start accepting recommendations.
Writer Blue: Can anyone be blitzed?
Writer Red: You have to be a fellow Blitz Team member. I emailed DL and asked him how long he was going to keep the list open and he said there wasn’t going to be an expiration date on it.
Writer Black: Is anyone else cold? If feels especially chilly in here today.
Writer Gold: Ummmmmm…maybe it’s because you chose a blouse that shows an especially large amount of cleavage today.
Writer Black: It’s my feet that are cold…smart aleck.
Writer Red: They say cold air sinks. Probably slipped right by those Ta Ta's and settled into your shoes.
Writer Blue: *chokes while sipping her coffee*
Writer Black: Jealous much?
Writer Blue: When will the blog blitzing begin? Wow, try to say that three times fast.
Writer Gold: DL didn’t say, but I don’t imagine he’ll make us wait too long.
Writer Red: Can you imagine what it would be like to get deluged with so many comments?
Writer Black: I'd be like Alex Cavanaugh.