Wipping It Good at the Coffee Shop
Writer Gold: Is that what I think it is?
Writer Black: I don’t know, what do you think it is?
Writer Gold: A whip?
Writer Black: Then yes, it is what you think it is.
Writer Red: What are you doing with a whip?
Writer Gold: Please tell me that’s not something you and your hubby use at night during your bedroom gymnastics.
Writer Blue: And why on earth are you wearing that heavy scarf in this heat?
Writer Black: First off….ewwwww. And this is my favorite green scarf. I’ve decided I don’t want to be Writer Black anymore. From now on I’m Writer Green.
Writer Blue: What’s wrong with being called Writer Black? I think it sounds…mysterious.
Writer Gold: Ominous.
Writer Red: Dense.
Writer Black/Green: Black is depressing, and I wanted to be a color that better suits my personality.
Writer Red: Is transparent a color?
Writer Blue: Well I think green looks lovely on you. Good choice.
Writer Black/Green: Thank you.
Writer Gold: So, what gives with the whip?
Writer Black/Green: This is Franks. He’s had it for years, ever since his Indiana Jones fanboy days. I was hoping Red would help me take a picture of it and do a little photoshopping so I could use it in my blog post promoting Elise and DL’s blogfest.
Writer Blue: Wip It Good? Oh, that would be so cool.
Writer Black/Green: I know, right?
Writer Gold: Thank you, now that song will be stuck in my head all afternoon.
Writer Red: That’s a great idea Black…I mean Green. We can do it right after we get finished here.
Writer Gold: So what has everyone picked to post for the blogfest? I’m highlighting Out of the Rabbit Hole…my YA Fantasy.
Writer Blue: I’m posting about Jitters…my YA Paranormal Romance.
Writer Black/Green: I’m going to write about my Erotic Adventure novel.
Writer Gold: I don’t remember you telling us about that one. What’s it called again?
Writer Black/Green: Swollen.
Writer Gold: Uhhhhhhhh….What are you writing about Red?
Writer Red: I don’t think I am. I don’t have anything far enough along to talk about.
Writer Blue: That’s silly.
Writer Gold: Read my lips…it’s called WIP…Work In PROGRESS! It doesn’t matter if all you have is an outline, DL and Elise just want us to tell the blogosphere what kind of material we’re working on.
Writer Red: I’m not even sure I’ll keep working on it. I’ve ditched the last two, so who’s to say I won’t do it with this one.
Writer Black/Green: But maybe you won’t. It really doesn’t matter.
Writer Red: I don’t even have an elevator pitch yet.
Writer Blue: Then leave that part blank. Just tell us what you do know.
Writer Red: Okay…okay, you convinced me. When is it again?
Writer Gold: Next week, Friday May 31st.
Writer Red: I guess I’d better get writing then.
Writer Black/Green: Good, because then I won’t have to use this whip on you.